Imogen Thomas, Get Over Yourself Already

For someone who bitches and complains a lot about just about anything and everything you’d think Imogen Thomas was famous for something more than sleeping with a footballer or getting her boobs out for a lads mag. Imogen Thomas, the welsh glamour model, apparent ‘beauty queen’ and no-talent TV personality ‘star’ lasted three months in the seventh series of reality TV series Big Brother. Best known for her cover-girl shoots with Zoo and Maxim magazines and working with the Daily Star newspaper, Thomas has also appeared in other lads mags such as FHM  where she came in at number 58 on their Sexiest Woman in the World list and in 2008 and was included in the list of Playboy Bunnies onPlayboy‘s website.

She’s incredibly annoying. I struggle to find the words that make her a ‘celebrity’ personality. There is no real talent. Just someone who slept with HE WHO CAN NOT BE NAMED and is using this and her boobs to mastermind her own popularity. Most recently the bimbo model posted a picture of herself on Twitter saying how much weight she has put on over the Christmas period. Are we blind and stupid? She must be the skinniest fat girl I’ve ever seen. Again another attention-seeking way of getting her so called fans the attention she needs. Does she look fat? No. Between you and me, although I’ve lost weight I’m still bigger than her. Thomas posted pics of herself, stripped down to her underwear, moaning about her ‘increased’ waistline. The  model proclaimed: “Im gonna workout and do bikram so much. I cant wait to feel good again,” before adding, for those left confused by her vague mutterings, “On the atkins diet as of today.”

 But as much as she wanted the ‘poor Imogen’ tweets to flood back it wasn’t long before the backlash began; “Oh I’m so fat boohoo. Attention seeker,” nicy0007 Tweeted, and her opinion was shared by others prompting Thomas to respond “I’m sorry if my ‘weight photo’ made ppl angry. I didn’t mean to – I have some body issues.”
 Oh F*ck off.

She’s always in the papers. If not for doing a Jordan like pose on the beach in a skimpy bikini, she’s wearing t-shirts that would gain a slap from most people. To continue her flight of super-celebrity awesomness, Thomas is most of the time seen hanging off another footie stars arm, falling out of nightclubs, wearing revealing dresses or bitching about other people of social networking site Twitter. She has no talent. She is just an attention seeking nobody that has to use her body (coz she’s definitely not using her mind) to get herself noticed.

She’s most famously known for having sex with HE WHO CAN NOT BE NAMED Manchester United footballer which I guess in her eyes would’ve meant she would be seen as ‘poor little naive Imogen darling’ instead it didn’t exactly go in the reality TV star’s favour. The alleged footballer is hiding behind a super-injunction to protect his name. Her previous conquests include Jermaine Defoe and Russell Brand and she’s currently being represented by Max Clifford. She was instead seen and described as a home-wrecker. It’s irritating to imagine she thought she’d gain huge amounts of sympathy from this. He is married. Although what he did can’t be excused you can’t use and abuse this to gain anything. Especially when going on TV, talking to every show out there and releasing your exclusive story to the press is going to gain you any sort of credibility neither. Crying your eyes out about how awful your life now is, and how you are suicidal due to all the media attention is ridiculous. STOP IT. She’s also managed to make a huge amount of money from it, something we’d all apparently do ourselves, because money is the key to everything. In an episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me, dimwit Imogen says “If you were in my position and you’d been through the same thing and then you get offered a 100 opportunities there on a plate, what would you say?”

“Would you say, ‘Forget them I’m just going to carry on’ or would you think, ‘I’ve got bills to pay and I have to make the most of what’s happening now. I’ve got mortgages, I have to keep working. You can’t say that [it is immoral] until you’ve been put in a situation like that. Of course you would try to stop it but it gets out of control. I am just a normal girl next door and I’ve been put in a situation like that where I am getting death threats and people are camping outside my house every single day for the past six months. It’s hard-going. For me it’s like I made a mistake. I made my bed, I lay in it and for me I just want to get on with my life.” It wasn’t your bed to make, you daft cow. It is beyond obvious that she is in it for the fame and acclaim but he knows full well, as the rest of us do, that any publicity is good publicity. She’s got Max Clifford and he knows best when it comes to this sort of thing and is making sure her bank balance is fully accounted for.

Since Imogen’s affair came to light, Natasha Giggs and her have been having their very own slagging off match. Natasha Giggs the latest twit to fall for this footballers charms in a whopper of an 8 year affair was in this year’s Celebrity Big Brother (why, God knows) but she also has been doing her best to publicize her own views on Twitter. With a very short stint within the house, being voted out the other week. The first person to have a Twitter row with Natasha is none other than Imogen Thomas. It all started off with Imogen tweeting ‘Just watching cbb catch up. I love Natalie Cassidy and her task,’  she said. So far, so nice. But then she carried on… ”Wag’ Nicola McLean is a fake. And as for the other one…….’ she said. As for the other one what?’, which was almost definitely going to start some sort of a scrap so seems a bad idea, but hey, this pair seem to thrive on that stuff. Rather than reply to Natasha, who was voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house ahead of Nicola McLean this week, Imogen then tweeted a list of hashtags that we don’t quite see catching on, but we suspect weren’t really meant for that purpose. It all is childish. A bore to watch and read and makes me wonder how they get the time of the day people give them. They both did something wrong and there’s no need to publicize it through their pathetic Twitter accounts. You both shouldn’t be famous for sleeping with famous people. Nor for anything else that involves stripping off or falling out of clubs. There is no need. It also gets rather tiring reading the endless crap that your pathetic lives fill in the press. I for one don’t want to read about it anymore and know others would agree. So why not use your degree to something more useful like actually getting a real job like the rest of us.


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