Late night rant: This weather


So, I haven’t ranted in a while, I apologise, I’ve been busy, trying to scale mountains and shit (not literally) but in a professional sense of the term, yeah, kinda. So I haven’t really had the time to sit here and puke up the words to rant on here, for a while, something I’m sure most of you are surely grateful for. But, after spending most of today working my ass off, I sat down, had some dinner and thought, I haven’t blogged for a while, let’s write up some stuff and see what comes out. Earlier was a happier post, a much needed joy-fest of writing about my love for my iPhone and I do love you my iPhone, mwah mwah mwah. I won’t be ranting about you my little silver bundle of joy.

What I will be ranting about is the weather. All Londoners, actually Britons will know the frustration that is this fucking weather. Is this fun to Mother Nature to piss (literally) on our parade when we’re really getting into the sunshine spirit?

For 3 days this week the weather was actually kinda awesome, with yesterday being fucking cool, not cool as in ice cool but fucking awesome cool. Hot, delicious glorious weather, sunning me whilst I sat outside in the garden, doing emails, for work, with a cold iced soda, lapping up the sun to try and give me that most desperately needed sun kissed glow just about everyone else in the world is loving, yet we’re being deprived of.

Then today happened. I mean, what was it? Look you can have fun, but we’re actually gonna take it away with you because you Britons deserve crap for moaning about the weather, so that sun was a bit of a tease and now here’s some rain. Fuck you. Total bullshit.

Why? What have we done to actually gain more rain and depression and puddles and shit? What? Can we not just have our summer now please? BBQ’s, picnics, shorts, tops, sunglasses, anything that is far more fun than this cold depression in MAY, MAY.

Google and my iPhone says it’s going to be sunny tomorrow, you better be. I don’t need to spend another day in twenty jumpers, a hat, thick socks and a dressing gown to prove a point to my housemates we don’t need the heating on this month.

 

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Today I’m ranting about the fact I can rant..


Today I’m ranting about the fact I can rant. Maybe it’s the weather, maybe it’s the wind, maybe it’s because it’s fudging April and it’s depressing as shit that everyone from my cat to my mum are sick with this sodding norovirus or whatever shit everyone is throwing up over, I’ve no clue but it’s driving me crazy. Crazy so much so that it’s borderline pathetic that this is something I have to spend 5 minutes of my afternoon writing a useless post about.

I’m just annoyed. You know that feeling of anger when you can’t think for the life of you why you’re annoyed, but the anger is there and you just can’t get rid of it. Maybe it is this sodding weather. Maybe it is the fact I’ve had a cold for nearly 3 fecking months, maybe it is the fact that I have to wear a coat, hat, scarf and 25 layers just to walk to the shop or maybe it’s the fact that this weather is staying till the end of April. It’s supposed to be SPRING. WTF happened? I swear to God, if we don’t have a good summer I am moving abroad. This is just total bullshit.

Rant over.